Fun Stuff
By: Gamma Cpt AlDeA911
Manager to IT team:
“The solution is a simple matter of programming”.
Q&A
Q. How did the programmer die in the shower? A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
From the Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary:
Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.
While Studying
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, ‘You can have anything you want’.” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Heaven or Hell
A programmer finds himself in front of a committee that decides whether he should go to Heaven or Hell. The committee tells the programmer he has a say in the matter and asks him if he wants to see either Heaven or Hell before stating his preference. “Sure,” the programmer replies. “I have a pretty good idea what Heaven is like, so let’s see Hell.” So an angel takes the programmer to a sunny beach, full of beautiful women in skimpy bikinis playing volleyball, listening to music and having a great time. “Wow!” he exclaims, “Hell looks great! I’ll take Hell!” Instantly the programmer finds himself in red-hot lava with demons tearing at his flesh. “Where’s the beach? The music? The women?” he screams frantically to the angel. “That was the demo,” the angel replies as she vanishes.
Coders at C
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting “F1 F1″ and nobody understood it.
You might be a redneck
Submissions
Do you have a joke that would go well with the zine? Add a comment, CMs Aldea, Zerhash or X2600 or email us cazine@cauniversity.info
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